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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

An Open Letter to Big Brother 9 Finalists

Before you all get sequestered, which should be in about a week to 10 days, please take a moment to hear our requests and suggestions. There are a few here, and there will likely be many more in the comment section of this post.

Please consider this our plea for an end to nightly beer pong, silly dates for the Showtime audience and references to Chilltown membership. Kindly resist the urge to compare yourself to Dr. Will, Janelle, Dick, or any other past winner or amazing player. Let us be the ones to do that. ;)

Excessive nose picking grosses us out.

Gentlemen: WASH YOUR HANDS... every single time.
Ladies: this should go without saying.
Gentlemen: If you're wondering if we can tell what you're doing under the covers while it's dark, the answer is yes, we can. We can see because of the night vision cameras, and we can hear it too.

If you're so inclined, a nice little shout out for bb9dish from the jacuzzi would be much appreciated. Even if it's not from the jacuzzi... :)

Have the forethought to get a net savvy close friend or family member to run your myspace or facebook account. The fans will want to add you, and frankly, you never know when having a fan base ready to dial on your behalf might come in handy. Add us, while you're at it, so we can put you up on the top friends. Here's the link for myspace: dishchicks-myspace;) ; and here's the link for facebook: dishchicks-facebook.

OK, now I open the forum to all of our wonderful bloggers here at bb9dish. What would you like to see the HGs do and not do? Let us (and them) know in the comments section.

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Blogger Cliff O'Neill said...

Um ....

Ixnay on the exismsay and omophobiahay

Don't EVER call a woman the C word.

Iced tea should remain in your glass or go down your throat. (Not that it should need be said, but that's your OWN throat.)

If you have a relationship outside the house, don't throw yourself at someone in the house (or get into a "showmance" with someone else who instigates it).

If no one else can bring reading materials, leave the bible at home.

Think of ways to have fun and be entertaining that don't necessarily require drinking as part of it.

Respect the sanctity of the box in the back yard.

Pack lots of Bean-O.

Don't shave patterns into your chest or back hair.

Model yourself after a previous houseguest at your own risk.


Learn lots of songs that are in the public domain.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous trannymanny said...

will do

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2:20 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

cliff.. i'm now searching for public domain song sites ;)
what a great idea... course they'd have to print out the list, and bring it in with em, and present it to soemone in the dr... hmmm... pretty funny, most of the songs are patriotic, hymns and "hits" from pre-1920.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does singing cut off the live feeds? or did I mis-read the previous post?

Don't go around preaching, praying and saying what wonderful "christians" you are then behave and speak in the opposite manner.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Detroit said...

House Guests:
Please refrain from:

1)Making a bikini out of anything such as a Unitard, whipped cream, peanut butter, soap suds, and.........oh wait!
I loved that!

2)Talking to a camera. Its not like you need the exposure. We can see you 24/7.

3)Playing Chess so you can discuss strategy. We ALL know what you are doing, and so do your fellow HG's.

4)Showing too much emotion when one of your "secret" alliance members wins a competition. It always gives you away.

5)Crying. At any time. Its been done. You have tried so hard to get in the house, so be happy you are there. Its only going to end up on the highlight reel anyways.

6)Mentioning Evel Dicks name. Period. End of Story.

7)Discussing your financial hardship. DO NOT under ANY circumstances tell the other HG's or the DR how bad you need the money. It turns everybody off, and nobody who ever used that strategy won BB or even made it to the Final 2.

8)Dress like a woman in a dress. No matter who has done it in the past, it isn't funny.

9)Complain about being in the House. 40,000+ people sent in applications, audition tapes, and went to Open Castings. Some of us would DIE to be in there, and it just pisses us off.

10)Pray out loud. God can hear you when you pray to yourself, or even just think it. It is not necessary that WE hear your conversations with Him. Unless its just mugging for the cameras, then thats even worse, and you will burn in Eternal Damnation for it!

Ok, that last one was a little excessive, but you catch my drift.

2:52 PM  
Blogger carpo said...

Ok well I think cliff has pretty much covered everything! Except for the ice tea part, feel free to dump ice tea on a hg of your choice (he he)...no picking of anything infront of the bathroom mirrors!...NO Beer pong, very boring for us feed watchers.Can't wait for this season to start!!!!!

4:50 PM  
Anonymous Tella said...

Hello all,

Carolyn... it seems that you are ready to do your thing! ;-)

I agree with all of Cliff's points EXCEPT the iced tea. If it won't hurt anybody... fair game. And fun to watch.

And I am 'doubly' agreeing with the Bible point... if nobody else can read tales of choice... leave it at home.

Public domain songs... EXCELLENT.

If you don't like smokers... don't go and sit next to them. After all, a smoker can't smoke indoors so their space is limited. (Personally I detest smoke).

Be yourself and don't try to imitate previous HGs. You can never match Dr. Will, Janelle or Evil.

Don't be anything different on Sho2.

Also, BRING SOMETHING WARM TO WEAR... it's been a colder winter than in a long time.

4:53 PM  
Blogger I 4 GIT said...

AND...Pleeeease DO NOT swear on your child's life (or any other family members life) that you are telling the truth, the whole truth etc...

5:43 PM  
Blogger amber lee said...

Always be the last hg to talk to the hoh before a nom/pov ceremony. The last convo is usually the one that sticks.

Don't be afraid to jump alliances and step on toes when it gets you further in the game. This always makes for great viewing pleasure too. We loves the drama!

Never, ever, ever say you'll be a pawn, unless you really want to go home.

Please make your dr sessions lively. Last season's were kinda boring, even Dick's. Be silly and have fun.

5:44 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

y'all are beyond wonderful. :)

6:12 PM  
Anonymous ImProbablyLying said...

I agree BB9Dish..and please wear some decent clothes! And NO singing..I hate seeing the blue turlet water..or flames! Please don't act like Jenn the tard and Wamber the no stop cryin machine!
Have fun and show us some laughs!
Be funny..if ya fight..give us a good show lol

9:25 PM  
Blogger Seffie said...

Cliff, dr. detroit, you both crack me up! Stay funny, if you can. It's great blog entertainment!
I wish BB would give the HG's things to do during the down times (which seems to be most of the time) or at least challenge them to come up with creative things to do. Otherwise, the feeds can be boring to watch when everyone is sitting around in silence with blank looks on their faces while dealing with their own boredom. And there were a LOT of silent moments last year. BORING!!!
And HG's. We do NOT want to know that you have an agent and that you want to be an actor. In my circle of friends, that's an automatic strike against you. It makes it appear as though you are there only for the exposure - which is probably the case. And it makes us mad that entertainment wanna-be's are in the house instead of 'regular' people who just love the game!

9:56 PM  
Anonymous rcknprncss said...

No beer pong after nine.. Makes boring sho2 feeds.. Drinking games like Kings Cup is way more fun to watch! I think sho2 feeds cover from 9pm to 3am.. Depdending on area.

Dressing up in lettuce and tomatoes and plastic wrap hella funny!

Backdooring a HG is the best way to go HELLO!!

And yes plz don't complain that ur stuck in that house. I for one have been killing to be old enough since season1!

**remember we are the ones who send out billboard planes! Make the live feed viewers HAPPY!! ;) **

5:27 AM  
Blogger Crystal said...

For Gods Sake...NO CRYING!!

6:18 AM  
Blogger Seffie said...

I agree with tella. The iced tea was just TOO good - especially considering how deserving the recipient was at the time!

1:53 PM  
Anonymous tinkerbell90 said...

Please don't whine about being there!! You could have said "NO".

Please don't be a crybaby!

Please, if you have a secret about abortions, race issues, drugs - we don't need to know.

Please don't say you are the good one/group - you are not the judge or good or bad others - only yourself!

Just had to repeat it - the ones that think they are are sneaky about it - AREN'T!

Don't brag about knowing so & so - unless you really are friends - still don't brag it really doesn't matter to the rest of us.

Don't use your religion as a crutch or pray to win money - I doubt the Person(s) you are praying to thinks that BB is all that important in the real scheme of life.

Most of this is repeats - but, we really mean it!

Most of all - PLEASE ENTERTAIN US! Some of us might be a little strapped for cash, and don't want to be bored to tears during the time we paid for.

Some nudity is OK - as long as we can 'see' it! LOL - Remember Z?

2:44 PM  
Blogger ReporterX said...

Applauding everything mentioned here...

Got a few of my own...

Do not break the rules of the show/competition...if you are on slop eat up baby and do it with a smile...

I say sexy people, show it...not sexy, show it anyway...its good for a laugh or an ewww..but know we are watching your every move and will comment on it here, there, and everywhere. Not only will we comment but we will look for the pictures of it and the video..LOL
and you guessed it.. post it too...

Use your brain...if planes are flying over your darn head saying do not trust someone, or the d.r. peeps tell you America is liking someone, or they are pushing a certain angle.. etc....believe it, play into it and use it..DUH!

I want controversy baby..make it juicy..make it hot..be interesting...lie if you have to...entertain me darn it! LOL

much love to the Dish Chicks enjoy all you do! if I was on that show I'd give ya a shout out...hugs!

11:48 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

hey reporterx! :)

thanks for the great additions.

11:56 PM  
Blogger bb9insider said...

lol....some of these people should be producers! Great list!

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please try to refrain from any types of mastering your own domain... If you know what I mean!

9:42 AM  
Blogger I 4 GIT said...

It would be really nice of you guys to plan some fun events for AfterDark. If you know you are gonna fight with someone...please be considerate and do it while we are ALL watching...LOL. If you decide you must give in to dares, or perform a modeling show, please remember AfterDark would be the perfect time to do this. Please don't just sit there glaring at each other!!! If you are thinking it SAY IT for crying out loud. We are all losing precious sleep time to watch you guys AfterDark...so please make it worth while!!!

10:43 AM  

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