Happy New Year Big Brother Fans!
Can you believe we have less than 6 weeks to go before the start of BB9?! Winter finally came to South Florida this morning, and as I stood outside shivering a few minutes ago, I was thinking of Daniele in the final endurance comp - soaked and freeeeeeezing. Can you even imagine her hanging out in the backyard during a winter BB? Or Jen half naked all over the place?? I have a feeling it's gonna be a very nippy season. Hopefully they've had the foresight to cast some polar bears.
As we gear up for the season, mostly doing the behind the scenes stuff, we're thinking in terms of New Years resolutions... BB Style. ;)
Can you match the resolution to the former HG?
- I will not swear on my child's life.
- I will not swear on the bible.
- I will not mock the presence of God as manifested through a ping pong ball. ;)
- I will not constantly pick my nose. (S6 or S8)
- I will not announce my STDs on national television.
Happy New Year everyone! The next 6 weeks are gonna go by fast. Make sure to spend time with your loved ones while you still can.
One more thing... the late night shows come back tonight, and in support of the striking writers, I'd like to recommend The Late Show with David Letterman. This is the ONLY show to have struck an independent deal with the WGA. This is also the only show that is going to get A-List talent to appear. Well, Letterman and Craig Ferguson, which is produced by Letterman and has the same deal with the Writer's Guild.
The other shows that come back tonight are doing so without their writers and under duress. It is extremely unlikely that any A-List actors are going to cross the picket lines and appear on those shows.
Letterman Rules.
posted by CarolynBBDish @ 5:37 AM
26 Comments:
This is way to funny!!!
1. I will not swear on my child's life. This would have to be Amber!
2. I will not swear on the bible. This I think would be Jameka.
3. I will not mock the presence of God as manifested through a ping pong ball. ;)- I must have missed this one... we'll say Eric.
4. I will not constantly pick my nose. (S6 or S8) - would this be Eric as well?
5. I will not announce my STDs on national television. - lmao - Joe! That will never be forgotten!!!
1.) I will give up smoking entirely upon entering the BB house.
2.) I will crave the taste of gruel and slop shall be my salvation.
3.) I will have practiced standing on one leg in the rain hours at a time for months before starting this.
4.) I will learn to lip read.
5.) I will not use violent, demeaning, misogynistic abusive language towards anyone no matter how angry I get.
6.) I will not threaten to "go Cuban on your ass."
7.) I will never use the phrase "period, end of story."
8.) If no one else can bring in any printed material, I will not bring a Bible.
9.) I will not do nasty things in a wooden box in the backyard.
10.) I will not believe my enemies when they tell promise me something in order to give up at the end of an endurance competition.
11.) I will not throw over my teammates for cash and prizes.
12.) If I have a significant other outside the house, I will not throw myself at someone in the house.
13.) I will not sob uncontrollably when the mood strikes me.
14.) I will understand basic English words so as not to embarrass the American educational system.
15.) I will not slander all members of any minority groups in casual conversation.
16.) I will come up with clever pastimes which do not involve drinking alcohol.
17.) I will not shave sayings into someone's back hair.
18.) I will not adopt the persona of poultry (nor any character from any sci-fi motion picture series).
19.) Unless Cliff hates me, I will use the power of veto on myself.
20.) I will never refer to my team as "the good people."
21.) I will not invoke the powers of an invisible supernatural being to get me further in the game.
22.) If I have nothing anyone would realistically want to see, I shall not run around naked.
23.) I will stay away from the turkey burgers.
Happy 2008!
I think this should be New Year Resolutions they SHOULD make! LOL! : )
1. Amber
2. Jameka
3. Dick
4. Eric
5. Joe
C. I know this weather down here is crazy. Here in Key West we just had one of the warmest Decembers that we have had in years and then this cold front comes in. Now its the coldest it has been in a very long time.
this BB9 winter edition is going to be one to watch, they are going to have to make this THE event to watch of this season.
Can't wait!
brad of Key West
Hi Carolyn!
Since BB8 was my first BB season, I can't relate to all them... I recognized the Amber, Jameka and Zach one, though.
Here is one for you:
I will not hock up disgusting loogies and spit them wherever I want.
Cass
Happy New Year! I have already made it completely clear to friends and family that I will be available for the next six weeks but after that prepare to leave a message after the tone. I am so excited!
5.) joe!!!
hehehehehe! you guys rock!
1. I will not use reality television to wage a holy war.
2. I will not use the phrase "throw under the bus" unless an actual bus is involved.
3. I will not drop the f-bomb every other word. (ahem, BB6 James)
4. I will not compare myself to The Puppetmaster Will Kirby.
5. I will not form an alliance with everyone.
6. I will not lock myself up in my HOH room for my week.
welcome home, Mo!
Thanks, Carolyn. Feels great to be back. On an aside, can't believe how uninspiring the Survivor finalists were. But can't wait for BB to begin!
7. Sleeping will not be my main strategic move.
those are good ones, hope the new hg abide by them, but then again, it wouldn't be good tv if they did ;)
oh and ps, here is a tissue for your crying about cold weather ;) we have about a foot of snow. *thank, takes own tissue*
LMAO, stacie. point taken. but it's COLD... for us.
I will not swear on my child's life.
-amber
I will not swear on the bible.
-james
I will not mock the presence of God as manifested through a ping pong ball. ;)
-jameka
I will not constantly pick my nose. (S6 or S8)
-april, ed
I will not announce my STDs on national television.
-joe
anon@7:13
BINGO!
except.. 4=april/dustin
I think Leno just found his new writers! You guys are too funny!
I will not begin to guess - I'm not as clever as the BB9 Gallery!
Have a great day!
Beth
hehe :)
expressly forbids bloggers to cross picket lines and write for any show but letterman, until such time as an equitable deal has been agreed upon.
I'm thinking we should do an open letter to the BB9 Finalists... Y'all had some stellar ideas. I quite fancy this one Cliff wrote 16.) I will come up with clever pastimes which do not involve drinking alcohol.
I will not flip flop because of a boy.
I will not wear the same shirt all season.
I will not dip my fingers in the peanut butter.
I will not wear a bikini till after food restriction week.
I will work out like Howie.
I will adore Janie(this is for everyone this year)
I will open a new club in LA and not just invite family.
I will have more patients on Dr.90210 than just mom and boogie
I will NOT let anyone know if I came in with a partner(duh)
I will NOT SING SO THEY DONT CUT THE FEEDS
hehe
Good Times on the Blog! Here's my late contribution...
I will not work my ass off all season long (for two seasons) to come in third place!
I will not invent words using my name and then iron them on my tshirts.
I will not abuse the unitard.
I will not ask the HOH to nominate me as a courtesy flush!
I will not form a cult and call it the friendship.
hehehe :)
You guys kill me. This is good stuff. I am stoked for this winter edition of BB. BB8 was my first with the Dish, and I am not quite sure how I survived the other seasons without you guys. Big round 'o Applause to the Dish Chicks!
Love your list Cliff!!! Awesome memries to bring back...um, or to forget?
How about Michigan weather...1 foot fo snow on New Year's Eve, 57 and rain and all snow melted on January 7. Is it Winter or Spring?
Kelly
I will not walk barefoot in the backyard if there is anyone in the house who hocks up the nasty ones...loved you ED, but that was gross.
I will wash my hands after using the bathroom or touching anywhere close to my naughty parts.
I will have all arrest photos remove from my permanent records.
I will not mention Chilltown...
ever!
I will not claim my grandmother died in order to get more food... I know, wrong show. While I am here...
I will not jump on Danny Bonaduce and pretend to hump him, if he is in the house.
I will not pray on the jackshack.
I will brush my teeth and bathe daily.
Hi Carolyn, Can't wait for the new season!
hey buxom :)
love those!
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