Morning Report
As of 9:51am, the most active critters in the Big Brother house had 4 tiny little legs a piece.
I was just sitting here thinking, wake them already, when the feeds went to flames.
BB gave the HGs a very nice lie in this morning... unlike the rest of the country, who are half groggy at work this first Monday following the time change over the weekend.
The 2 legged critters should be up and about any moment now.
10:00am BBT
Feeds are back.
The first image we see is of Natalie standing over Sheila waving her arms frantically about something.
Josh is up and in the bathroom brushing his teeth.
BB: Sheila, the bedroom lights must remain on during the day.
Sheila: Geez.
10:05am BBT
Josh goes to the kitchen. Nat goes to the kitchen...
No words are exchanged. Nat leaves the kitchen and returns to gab at Sheila in the blue boat bedroom. Apparently the frantic arm waving was actually dancing. The DR played a song Natalie had requested.
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10:10am BBT
Josh
Backyard
Josh: Please God, give me the strength to get through the day with idiots!
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Kitchen
Natalie & Sheila
Sheila: (whispers) I'll tell you what Joshuah's excuse was...
Then they continue washing dishes... Sheila goes off to jump in the shower while the coffee's brewing.
Josh returns to the kitchen. Nat is still there. Neither say a word. Josh heads back out to the backyard. Paces around a bit, then has a seat on the chaise and launches into a monologue very similar to the one last night.
Josh: ...And how is Josh going to keep his sanity? The way he always does. By making fun of them behind their back, in front of them, and any other way... I'm gonna bring them down. Watching them cry in the fetal position is something I strive towards... I have 2 knockouts thus far, and I'm working toward a goal of 5. Let's see, can Josh do it?
Josh: I feel like I'm in prison. Ya know what? Prison would be better, because I wouldn't have to listen to these people.
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10:20am BBT
Bathroom
Sheila and Natalie
Sheila asks Nat if she heard about Matty talking bad about her. Nat says "we did that on purpose, so people wouldn't think we were a couple and target us!" She goes on and on about how much they like each other...
She's completely delusional. I can't bear it.
They move to the kitchen and continue the inane yap-fest. If they say anything important, I'll let you know.
10:42am BBT
Nat: Shh.. here comes Joshuah.
He enters.
Sheila: Hey, the coffee's great.
Josh: 2 scoops and a filter. Is everyone else still asleep?
Sheila: Yeah.
Josh goes in to wake Sharon.
Josh: Anyone for a bullet to the head today?
Josh gets back in bed, puts a pillow over his head.
Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, Sheila talks about the bad energy in the house. Nat mentions how Joshuah's family must be so embarrassed, and asks Sheila if she said anything mean.. Sheila says no, conveniently forgetting about all the negative things that came out of Natalie's mouth. They go on about the events of yesterday, and Sheila brings up how Adam came to her defense with James...
Natalie's memories of yesterday have her in the role of perfect angel/martyr...
- ***BB!! PLEASE wake the other HGs!
10:50am BBT
KITCHEN
James is up. Josh is back up. Both have come to the kitchen. Sheila makes a hasty retreat. Natalie is still sitting at the counter in silence.
James heads out back to lay down on the chaise.
Natalie and Joshuah remain in the kitchen in silence. After about a minute of tension, Natalie gets up and goes to tell Sheila she's going to get her swimsuit on and go outside.
Nat goes to get her suit on.
Josh goes to Sheila in the bathroom. They talk about how Matt's completely playing Natalie, and she's falling for it 100%.
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11:05am BBT
James and Sheila are sunbathing.
Josh is cleaning the fridge.
Nat is off camera.
Sharon has arisen. She greets Josh, then the guinea pigs, then to the bathroom.
Nat's in there, and relishes the opportunity to talk about how BB played her music this morning... again.
Sheila and James are chatting outside, she mentions someone who hasn't given clearance, and we get flames...
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11:18am BBT
Backyard
Sheila and James
She's chatting about her son and what a good kid he is... He wants to be a DJ, he's an artist, a painter, a skateboarder...
- **Proud mom stuff.
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Sharon is now suited up and soon heading for the sun.
James says he loves traveling alone. He was homeless in Tokyo for 3 months. Sheila was in Tokyo too, and said she met a lot of Israelis there. James mentions having met a lot of South Africans there...
Josh is still cleaning.. he's moved on from the fridge. Sharon has joined him in the kitchen. Josh is pissed about Natalie's having put the Salmon in the icebox sloppily, and letting it drip all over the whole fridge.
James and Sheila talk about how BB just fell into their laps, and how they can't relate to the people in here who've tried out multiple times.
11:26am BBT - Natalie has now joined James and Sheila outside.
11:28am BBT - Ryan has joined the living. He's in the kitchen with Josh & Sharon. Josh fills him in that there've been no fights while he slept.
posted by CarolynBBDish @ 9:54 AM
65 Comments:
I just dont get who Josh thinks he is that he has to blow up on WOMAN! whenever something doesn't go his way.. I am disliking him more and more and more and more and moreeeee everyday =) Like he is this perfect person. You don't see people throwing the things he said about his life back in his face. jeeezz and he is a holy person? he blessed the house from evil? i think he should bless himself a lil .
I think Josh is crazy, but in that crazy way you just cant stop watching. :)
I hate Josh more and more each day.
I wish someone would just slap Natalie and tell her to grow up and realize Matt hates her.
Joshuah is acting crazy(granted, not Sheila, Adam or Allison crazy)... I still hope he'll win though.
I'm really starting to like Josh less and less. He's reminding me of Dustin's pompousness (I don't know if that's a word!). I hope he's the next to go.
-erica
I can't take james, chelsia, and josh. He's trying to replicate EvelDick. Josh is just constant negativity. I can't wait to someone brings him down a peg or two. I sometimes think he is just as delusional as Natalie and Amber was last year. I don't think AMERICA loves Josh.
At some point either Josh or James needs to go off on Sheila. At one time or another she has badmouthed everyone in the house, lied repeatedly, and yet still claims the higher moral ground. She needs to be put in her place!
Poor Natalie ... she just doesn't get it!
I think Josh is absolutely hysterical. I know his antics are harsh, but damn it, I can't stop laughing! Whoever watched that video of him talking to his "team" knows that it was funny! I just hope he watches what he's doing when it comes to Sharon. If he pisses her off, then all he has is Chelsia. Hope he knows what he's doing...
Dawnie ~ The National Enquirer actually devoted a page long article to Josh and his past doings. His supposed "friends" talked to the Enquirer about it. Look at Joker's for a link (they are on the right hand side of this blog under "Joker's Updates")
And while people hate on Josh, I must say Natalie needs a reality check BADLY. Talk about hating people more and more every day...I WISH there was a magical mute button for her mouth!
~ Ryan ~
Josh is losing it and I love watching every second of it. I can't help it, he makes me laugh, even though I hate some of the things he has said.
I just can't get over Natalie. Why is she telling everyone that it was her and Mattys plan for them to pretend to not get along? It just shows how sad and dependent she is on him. I'll tell you what, Matt would be completely stupid to ever let her get evicted because she would jump off a cliff for him.
Quickly.... Someone send in a therapy's for Natalie. Does she think "The Boy Club" is actually going to carry her to the very end. Wrong! It's going to be more like Ram....Bam....Thank-you Mam... We all know it's going to be The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Alex, Ryan, and Matt. Which I'm not sure what to label Ryan, and Matt.
Despite Josh's outburst against 3 of the women in the house. I don't believe he's a misogynist.
I actually think he may have more respect for women overall than Matt does. I think the way Matt has treated Natalie is unacceptable. That being said, I can't really sympathize with her because she's getting played like crazy, and it really is her fault. She has zero self-respect, and for some reason thinks she needs men in her life to feel good about herself. Truly tragic. I hope one of the women on the show (who obviously realize what's going on) slap some sense into her.
I have decided that I could "Hate" all of them for something or another. But life is short and I don't know these people. So I say bring on the crazy! Go Josh, Sharron, Nat, Shelia, James, Matt, Adam and Chelsia. (I left out Ryan, I don't think he is crazy, just stupid. Think for yourself dude)
I also like reading the comments on here regarding Josh. Its funny. Its just a game. I don't think he, or any of them act like this in the real world. Well, maybe Natalie!
Okay, after watching this weekend...I have some new favorites.
I am COMPLETELY tired of Joshuah. He is funny-but he would have endured a few beat-downs on the outside world. I HIGHLY doubt he is really that flagrant and bold outside of the house.
I am really rooting for Ryan. He has shown that he really does know how to play the game and he's not scared to do what he has to do!!
And the thing about Sheila, is that she's not promising anybody anything. She's saying the right things at the right time to the people that want to hear it. They are letting her float thinking that she isn't any threat, but she's playing this game BIG TIME!
ANd I REALLY REALLY hope that Natalie isn't that stupid. I hope she comes off the show and says she has great acting skills. I'm still not up for making myself look like a damn lovesick fool to showcase my talents...and really-I think she's divulged WAYYYYYY too much personal info that can be translated into bad press for anybody to take her seriously. She might be good in porn...
natalie natalie she just doesnt understand.
I think it's so funny how faithful we all are about our HG's! Love them or hate them, it is a game. I truly believe that they (HG's) show some details of their true personalities, but they also are trying to not only play the game, but win the game. With that said, whether a HG degrades another,is crazy or just acts crazy, receives oral satisfaction from each other, verbally attacks another and god know what's ahead of us for the remainder of the season....we all love the drama. If we didn't we wouldn't watch!
Ray, Josh may not act like that in the real world but these are real people just like you and me.
I'm pretty sure you would be more than upset if somebody made fun of your dead father or your mother's mental disorder no matter if it was in a game or just walking down the street.
I love fights on BB but I don't like personal attacks about things that don't have anything to do with the game.
Josh, James and Chelsia got beaten at their own game by better players. It's no reason to flip out on Matt and Natalie. It's a game, they got screwed... Cry me a river.
Josh goes off on people and crosses the line. But he does it out of anger and even more so out of a feeling of betrayal when someone he has trusted stabs him in the back. How can Matt justify saying that what Josh did was unforgiveable? He told all the guys and an audience of millions that Natalie gave him a blow job on their first night together and then made fun of her after the fact. I think that is going to be far more damaging to her mental state and to her reputation. I can't seem to say this enough times. I HATE MATT!
Josh has lost it for sure. I still like him and James. Sure some of what he has said was over the top, and poring things over people’s heads in anger childish. Yet it's BB and better that then true acts of violence.
Matt is playing the game 100% can't fault him on that one. Hope when he loses this game all women stay clear of him. Nat's just to stupid to see she is being played and will be evicted as soon as the other threats have been removed.
Dirty Little Secrets... whose dirty secrets haven't been revealed yet? Adam? Matt?
Every player this time seems like the lowest of "white trash"
That's weird because I hated Josh in the begining for what he was doing to Amanda and Allison but now that his target is tweety birds floating in her head-Natalie I'm LOVING him! I hate Natalie. Someone just throw her off a bridge PULEASSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
So my perfect end to the BB week that my favorite is being sent out the door...
James knows that he is going home. I wish he would get in Matt's face and call him out on everything in a very aggressive manner. Maybe even throw in a little "crooked eye" comment. Keep going until Matt hits James. They both get kicked out. James would be doing a great service to his alliance and to me. I have chosen to not watch until Matt is gone. I don't think he makes good TV.
Then, bring Allison back and watch everyone squirm.
Until all of this happens, I will be keeping up with the houseguests via bb9dish! No more TV until Matt is gone.
I wish people would just stop complaining about Josh and how he treats women! I honestly could care less, and I am a woman. I am just as capable of defending myself against any man or woman and any type of verbal altercations...I dont think the fact that he is a man and how he talks to them even matters..It's not like Matt is Mr. Class in this house either, then again who ever is? Josh is just loud and verbal about it...everyone else talks very poorly about each other...who cares! It's a game and i LOVE every minute of it!
I have the feeling Nat has been slapped before and no amount of slapping will smarten her up. She lives in her own world. She will see Matty grinning after the blowjob and say "Oh he was just playin' the game. He really likes me you don't see it." I doubt her reality will ever fit with any outside viewer of her life.
RosaritoE
Carolyn thank you for all your insight an I like the term Sushi.
Hi Carolyn! How is your Monday going? Thanks for being here and kicking ass!
i think josh is great.. granted some of the things that he has said are below the belt but you should know better than in a game to tell people about your really personal stuff... of course they will use it against you, it's a game... natalie is an idiot.. seriously saying that her and matt planned for him to bad mouth her?? holy rationalzation nat.... matt is probably laughing in his head the entire time she is speaking... or he's cringing... i wish sharon would tell nat that she and matt made out... i would like to see natalie go off
namegoeshere - No, I would not get upset because I would keep that stuff to myself and not give it out for people to use against me. I have watched the show and know what people can and will use against you to get to you. Its a game. These people want to win.
With the way the house is dividing up right now, I think the most interesting HG to bring back is Amanda. I think her presence would shake things up! I'd LOVE to see Josh groveling at her feet to get her to his side for numbers after the way he treated her before she left!
At this point in the game, bringing back a HG should be exciting and bringing back Alex would be the most UN-exciting event in the house to date! And that statement is coming from someone who was rooting for Alex to win! Alex wouldn't shake things up. He would just give Matt more reasons to gloat. Can we really stand any more of that??
yea in the beginning I laughed WITH Josh, now I'm laughing AT him.
the boy is fuming that little Natalie bested him.
I love it
wendy
anon at 11:09
umm i dont think you watch the feeds????
Josh does say things out of anger, but nto betrayal..Josh is the person that stood there before this all went down and said that he would boot sharon at a moments notice...hes the one that tells sharon what to do and if she doesnt he argues with her...hes the one that given teh chance would backstab his whole team..he even said it yesterday to himself in the HT....
Matt got a BJ...so what what guy wouldnt say yes? My guess is your a female, because if you were a male you would love the fact that you got a BJ (or two) from an attractive girl and did not have to do anything for it...Matt doesnt like Nat, he has said it sicne day one..why not get a lil while he can...Ever notice that it was like week 1 when that happened? Its now week 5 and we have seen ZERO sexual activity out of those two since....Nat's mental state will have no effect because if it would for a BJ shewouldnt have told about her abortions...Josh on the other hand has show his mental state is UNSTABLE..atleast natalie is in la la land 24/7, Josh however is in la la land whenever he doesnt get his way and then he goes WAYYYY out of control....
holla!
Ohhh Carolyn. Do you remember back in the BB7dish days when 9 comments per post seemed monstrous?! Now you have 53 comments within 20 minutes of posting something! Great work on the blog, even though I am sure it is an insane amount of work! Special thanks from those of us who have been here since the beginning! :-)
I too am upset that my favorite (James) is set to be leaving on Wednesday. I am hoping beyond hope that they see the "light" and somehow he is saved. I find James the least offensive of the men (well besides Ryan because he is just a wuss and wants everyone to like him and listens to what the majority wants) Matt is absolutly disgusting and Josh well Josh is crazy.
I like Josh. Waited to pick a "fav"...have now chosen Josh.
Gonna stick with Josh til the end or til he's gone...
Namegoeshere,
Perfectly said! I couldn't agree more! You are 100% dead-on correct!
Thnx for the Josh scandal link. Reminded me of another Texan with sex and drug scandal who rose above it to thump the bible and go over the top in his attacks. W!
Charlie
ainokami,
I feel naughty agreeing with you that anyone should be "slapped", but I do agree LOL
Natalie and Josh are pissing me off. I hope they're both out soon.
Josh is going absolutely INSANE. Yeah; the team thing was funny, but it just shows how completely mental and hysterical he's becoming. He's turning into Dustin. Thats never good.
AND NATALIE. Why can't she get it through her head that Matty can't STAND her? She's incredibly annoying.
Hey Stephen!! :)
Yes, I definitely remember. The learning curve is just enormous from season to season. Thanks for hangin' in there with me from the get go!
MWAH!
I'm an Aunt!!! :) Amy Alexa! 7 pounds.. all cheek.. perfect, beautiful!
i dont think ryan is a wuss...hes just like balla...they dont feel like putting themselves into drama unless htey have to....and if they can stay out of it..why not??? You dont see people gettin all POd at Ryan and Balla and goin nuts about it?? well not much atleast...thats why they are my boys and if i saw em out id def have a beer with em...
Blaming a person who is attacked for being stupid enough to TELL people that her father committed suicide is equivalent to blaming the lady for wearing a tight & short skirt the night she was raped..........please........
So these HG's should know better, no kidding! Does that make it therefore "fair game" to become a despicable human being that would go so far as to mock a suicide & mental illness? Because hey, they deserve it, they should have known better than to be so dumb as to entertain the thought of telling other human beings a story MOST humans would not mock nor use as ammunition.........I am as cruel as they come, funny, the thought of attacking someone because her father hung himself never crossed my mind as a prospect even in my homicial moments of anger.........
Not to mention all that does, when you have to grasp at such pathetic straws as an attack on someone, is showcase how incredibly stupid you are in the end. THAT'S what you reached for to "get 'em!"?!??! Couldn't come up with something to attack that person over they actually control?
I rolled when he called her horse face for example and told her to giddyup, it was directed towards HER, not her father......stupid, childish and silly yes, but funny and again, based on HER, not another's actions........laughter stops whe people become inhumane, or at least, it should......
Sad reasoning I am hearing, but nothing new, people have been using the "they asked for it" defense since knuckles dragged.....
EvelAlida
Okay, Carolyn. I have tried to comment twice, but to no avail. What am I doing wrong or are my comments bad? Help!!
CONGRATS!!! I love being an uncle...so much easier than being a dad lol....go have fun with your new one...
anon 10:50
I agree with your comments about Josh as well. Josh said he thinks of himself as "one of the girls in all this". Would we judge as harshly if it was another of the female players going off on Natalie the way Josh did? I wouldn't--I'd just think it was funny.
I guess it's ok (in the eyes of the majority) for Matt to treat Natalie the way he does because she doesn't "get" it.
I disagree.
AWWWW! CONGRATS CAROLYN!
(Figured it was okay to shout just this once!)
I know Josh is lossing his fan base, but I still like him and his allince. I hate Matt and Nat. She is the dumpest person in the house. She think Matt has her back 100%. He has treated her like shit from day one. As soon as he can, he will throw her under the bus so fast. I wish Ryan would have put Matt up. I don't want James to leave.
Carolyn, I have a question for you...I dont get the feeds, and this is my first year visiting your blogg (fabulous job btw! thank you) what did you mean when Sheila and James were talking in the backyard, and she 'mentioned someone that hadnt given clearance'? A house guest, or can the hg's not talk about other people unless BB/CBS gets clearance for them to be spoken about???
~M~
Congrats Auntie Carolyn!!
EvelGirl - Thank you!!
Jspa - Thank you! :)
anon@noon - The HGs can't speak about anyone by name that CBS/(really AGP) hasn't gotten clearance from.
Melissa - Thank you! :)
natvtxn - this comment from you is the first i've seen. :) welcome to the madness!
YAY!! Congratulations Carolyn!! :-)
Congrats Auntie Carolyn!
WOW..Sorry for saying how I would play the game. Guess if your a Josh "Fan" then you are wrong.
I look at it as a game, not a way to live my life.
Congrats!!
Is she all set up with her first dishy t-shirt?
Dawnie....If a woman starts it she gets it. The days of letting a woman belittle and beat men is OVER. A woman hits me,she better be ready to take a punch back
Mazel Tov!!!!!!
Michelle<3<3
Toda Raba! :)
Anonymous 12:17,
I am a 52 year old woman and I couldn't agree more! If you start something, expect retaliation!
Besides, if a woman is worried about unethical treatment, then she should watch her OWN actions as well! Shoot! It's plain unlady-like to go around throwing punches or getting in people's faces in some way, anyway! People have tended to forget these days that it HAS BEEN, IS, and WILL BE a TWO WAY street when it comes to how people treat one another!
Um, Matt and Adam might not have any outright dirt but I swear I've heard them talking about doing drugs and dealing them more than once.
Not a fan of Josh at all...
Anon @ 12:47 PM James used to deal ecstasy so its not just Matt.
I love Nat, I know she is not that bright on some things and the Matt thing is starting to irritate me but, she is a survivor I think. She should not share so much personal information, But she is just to trusting. Now JOSH, sick of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first of all...congrats carolyn!!
second...i'm glad i am not the only one left who still likes josh. it seems yesterday was straight up hate josh day and i felt like i was the only one who still liked him. today, more comments for him than against him.
i think josh is funny and i could care less what he says to those people, he's funny and in my opinion he's better than the rest of the houseguests. he's definitely far more entertaining!!
*Gail*, loved your comment earlier. Totally agree. Everybody loves "Dirty Laundry!"
Funny reading all the Josh rage. Same kind of comments were made last year, when everyone was is shock of ED! BB Producers love it...as it provides entertainment and I guess after last year, I'm just calloused to it. Plus, Josh didn't offer anything that wasn't already told to the house. You don't want something brought up, don't talk about it.
Having a hard time watching BBAD and observing Nat. drolling on and on and talking about, (and I quote)...Abortions...nobody cares about the kid when its out!"...Okay?! And about Matt/Nat being the best players?! The Court Jester and His Fool are far from that!! He feels fine about his drug use and selling. BUT, Nat topped it off with..."my moral beliefs will not go out the window. God will send me more blessings." What a troubled soul.
This cast is on the perfect example of The Ridiculous, and personally, I can't wait for BB10 (in hopes that it will be better)
Unfortunately, we get to enjoy an even longer BB9 with someone else coming in! Lucky Us!
Congrats, Carolyn! Great Job on this site. I send everyone over here. Not sure how you even attempt to have a resemblence of a life. But thanks for all your hard work! KUDOS to you and yours!
I am a 38 year old married man. And I think Josh is soo funny! His ramblings in the hot tub are great for T.V. and cbs is loving it! I would not be surprised if he wins HOH! Then watch the rats sulk and poute. If matt even comes close to the HOH room, Josh better tell him to pack his bags and be ready to go next wednesday.
If josh leaves? Who? I mean Who would actually make the show worth watching till the end?? enought said!
Josh = Ratings
Of course Josh=ratings....with zingers like "two scoops and a filter"...darn skippy! I have to watch just to see what he says NEXT!!! LOL!!!
Of course, the *true* genius in the house is Natalie. Thank goodness she is there to give us alternate reality TV!! LOL It really is her world, and everyone else is just living in it.
Thanks for being my enabler Carolyn and keeping me supplied with a morning fix!
-Bubbles
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