The BB9 Madness Continues
For the complete report of the madness before 4pm:
Veto Ceremony Aftermath
4:05pm BBT
Joshuah just laid into Natalie again. She thinks Josh his her bible, so she hid his Prada sunglasses, and he told her they probably cost as much as her abortions, then poked some more fun at her about her profession.
Joshuah retold the tale to Chelsia and Ryan...
We get flames, then they cut back for a second, and we hear a female voice over the speaker system.
Here's the clip:
7:13pm BBT
Joshuah: I think I'm gonna go tear apart her bedroom and find my glasses.
Chelsia: No, no, no. I'll buy you a new pair of glasses. Just let it go.
James: I mean, I'm leaving, you might as well just piss on her bible.
Here's the clip of that:
Josh: I know what i'll do, I'll hide all her makeup. She's so ugly...
Sharon joins the conversation.
Sharon: You just can't ruin stuff.
Josh: Exactly. The funny thing is, I wasn't the one who took her bible, but...
Josh goes inside. Natalie's there.
Natalie: When I get my bible back, you'll get your sunglasses.
Josh makes a retort.
Natalie: Jesus loves you.
Josh: Jesus loves you too. Peace out, b*tch.
Josh goes back out, then realizes Adam was in there when she hid the glasses. He goes in to ask Adam about it, and runs into Sheila.
Sheila: Where are the guys?
Josh: Where are the guys??
Sheila: I mean Matt, Adam, Ryan...
Josh: Matt's in Diary, Adam's reading the bible.
Sheila: He can't be reading the bible.
Josh: He's reading Sharon's..
4:20pm BBT
Josh goes into his room and unhides all the stuff he secreted away earlier, then he comes back outside to rejoin Chelsia and James.
Josh: We really got royally f'd today.
James: And it can happen again. Are you two guys in, vote wise?
Josh: I wanna vote for you... I'll just tell Sharon, I didn't want it to seem we were aligned...
CUT TO:
4:32pm BBT
After some coaching from Matt about playing up the "how can he speak to women like that" with Sharon, as a way to wean her away from Joshuah, Natalie heads out to try her material on Sharon... Sharon listens for a moment, then bails. Natalie continues on briefly with Sharon, then the conversation veers back to her missing bible... Sheila recommends she borrow Sharon's bible, and Natalie says she can't because hers is different and she has a bunch of stuff highlighted.
CUT TO:
4:40pm BBT
HOH ROOM
Matt & Ryan
According to the boys, James had a chance, but after the pickle juice incident, he's out. They call him out (in his absence) about everything they believe he's been lying about.
posted by CarolynBBDish @ 4:10 PM
72 Comments:
can someone please tell josh that when he gets out of the house he is not going to have TONS of promotional jobs for bars etc..coming his way..oh my lord! he is so full of ego! he is amazing just amazing!
This is dispicable. I don't even wanna watch this anymore.
You got outsmarted in a gameshow! Take it in stride.
Maybe they only cast ugly people for these shows.
A newbie needs some help!!!
This is my first BB experience, I couldnt be arsed with this stuff b4. A month ago I was having trouble falling asleep and wes totally engulfed by the Showtime 3 hours, and have caught 75% of it there. I watch the shows on cbs.com. Last week I found this most excellent blog and press f5 (refresh) so much that it is now getting worn down! Today is the absolute most compelling.
Heres where i need help. Im beginning to hate myself for watching these people. There isnt one of them that is likeable, but its a sliding scale, so its sorta like an election and you vote for the least offensive.
Im not a big fan of lesser of two or more evils but im now hooked to this airplane thats falling from 30000 at about an inch a second, yeach!!!
Did past BB have more likeable people?
A big thanks to all the posters on here for their comedic interjections, some brilliant stuff.
Is it against the rules to hope for a big earthquake to knock the entire house down?
Charlie
Did they show on the live feeds where Chelsia hid the Bible, and where Nat hit Joshuas sunglasses? Does anyone know of there locations?
I love how Matt thinks he is Mr. BB. I cant wait for him to be up next week and out the door.
This is why I love this show. I can't wait to see what CBS does with the stinky crotch.
Thanks so so much for the videos!
Natalie can't use Sharon's Bible, because Sharon has a King James Bible. Nat said the other night she didn't understand the "big words" in it.
Nat has an Amber type Bible. One of those little kid type books.
Joshua threw away the picture Natalie drew of him and Natalie says,"I'm glad he threw it away, because my autograph on that picture is going to be worth money someday." Is this girl for real? She is so clueless, it is almost sad.
Maybe this is the opportunity for Sheila to make a good secret alliance. She can make a pact with sharon and they can control Josh. Sharon will accept it since to be with Sheila in F2 would be really good. It'd be nice to see Sharon win. Great work Carolyn
John
27 letters in the Alphabet ....lol
I find it funny how everyone loved it when Dick did all of this last season and now thinks its horrible this year.
Hope you're watching BB on CBS Carolyn! I think you would like it! I love how they finally depict the M/N relationship for what it really is, and also they show Josh and Nat praying with holy music, however old the clips are. (Nat reading about Josh's fire tongue and then Josh asking for a flatter stomach! lol)
It is too cute! And Josh seems to be getting his own Evel theme music now.. :] I actually like this season much more than I thought that I would!
Josh is the target of another crew: The Producers!
And, this edit is proving my theory that James' backdooring is karmic payment for volunteering Chelsia on the block.
i never condoned evil dicks behavior..i thought it was wrong too! but as far as im concerned josh went to levels dick didnt ...im embarrassed 4 his family..can you imagine having to face people knowing your son loves to bully women and call them names..he is definitely not a likable human being,and neither is james or chelsia for that matter..its a game..just a game..its not high school!
J and C certainly have the pouts going.
Guess someone forgot to explain the rules in their entirety. LOL
This eviction can't come soon enough. I hope Josh is next....which is too bad. I liked him without all the foulness. He has fully admitted to playing like Evel...he obviously didn't do enough research or he'd be a little more constructive and selective of when he has his rants. Besides Evel didn't stoop to beyond low.
JB
To avenge James leaving please vote for Jacob to come back. I love Alex too, but he and Matty are too close.
Bye Bye James wooo hooooooooooooo one down two more nerd herders to go.
A. I thought that nerd herders are the bible-beating friendship types like Sheila and Natalie.
B. I am sooo enjoying Natalie talk about how smart she is.
C. I can't wait for someone to tell her that Matt has been macking on every girl in there.
D. All of these peeps have seen the show before and should fully expect to be abused, talked sh*t about, and lied to.
E. Please win HOH anyone but Nat, Matt or Sheila.
I can't believe how Josh is acting. I wish he was up on the block so he would be gone this week. Also I would never take someones bible even if I was mad at them.
Thank you & amen people, no Evel did not stoop to the levels Josh has, sorry, nope. Evel never "did all of this" last season, not even close I'm afraid.......
I can completely see why one could tolerate Evel yet not Josh, apples and oranges! Josh is inhumane, while Evel was not, simple. Evel was a mean S.O.B, hands down, cruel, childish when he wanted to be, you name it.
Sadly, even a man that was so despised/loved by many would never dream of saying/doing the things Josh has said/done (case in point mocking a father's suicide to a child's face, mocking a mother's mental illness to a child's face, yada yada yada)
Goes all back to say what you will about Evel's time in the house, but it wasnt him suggesting such disgusting and vile things as incest between a father and daughter folks now was it? No, that was left to the so called "good "people', the ones that would never be so mean.....LOL
It all boils down to the difference being being mean and being inhumane. Evel was mean, Josh is inhumane. Let's not least forget too that Evel was smart while Josh, well........LOL
Seriously, why in the world isn't anyone screaming at RYAN who did this as HOH like they are anyone else?! Doesn't make sense to me!
~imogen -- good point about Dick and the water!
Charlie -- I personally think that this is an extremely volatile cast. Everyone has their moments every year, but this has been crazy, in my opinion...
i guess chelsia james @ josh dont like being on the OTHER END of things..get over yourselves! all 3 of you have been running the game threatening people..so the others started to play..stop pouting...its pathetic
i don't think dick and josh are any different. i feel that if dick were in this house with these people he would have said the same stuff. i loved dick and i love josh! they are both funny and bring entertainment.
beth/eric
Ryan could have avoided all this ugliness if he had been man enough to tell Josh, Sharon, James, and Chelsia, that he'd gone back on his word (and handshake).
Instead, he and Matt plotted about how fun it would be to see all the stunned faces. Matt and Ryan WANTED this mess - and now they have it.
Dick poured ice tea on Jen because she was talking about his daughter Dani. Josh just wants to be popular like eveldick is. Sorry never going to happen not in a million years.
Natalie may not be as bright as some househuests but she is a very sweet person. They laugh at her art work etc.
That girl has talent and ambition. Look at how Josh ,Chelsia and James put her down like some bullies.
Are you kidding me?
James did Gay Porn. He says he is a honest person. Why doent he tell everyone? He also is trying to be another Eveldick. (dream on)
Chelsia talks about how she doesnt want her parents to see her have sex on television. Ummmm she kissed 7 different Hg's in the pool. (yuck)
and makes comments about peoples deceased family members,saying she will use that against Amanda in the game. Chelsia is a EVIL person.
Well and Josh not worth my effort.
how far is cbs going to allow this to happen. evil opened up something and now it seems as if they wanna top it this year....you shouldn't have to feel intimidated by staying in a house to win money, cause this ain't real life cause I would have been just like matty and would have beat someone down if it was for real.
Evel and Josh are not the same...Evel attacked people for their own faults -- as adults, things over which they had control but did not exercise it. Josh keeps hitting people over child/parent issues. Children have NO control over their parents and what happens to them. It IS below the belt to attack someone because of their parents. Calling someone out because of their own drug addiction is one thing, calling them out because of their mother's would be unfair. I'm really sorry people can't see the distinction. I am not really saying what Evel did was 'right', but he attacked people with their own words and actions and not those of their parents! There IS a difference!
Evel predicted last year that someone might come into the house and try to emulate his a$$hole persona and does anyone remember what he said about that one night on the "Dick at Night Show"? He said something to the effect that he doesn't recommend it because it is harder than it looks and if anyone was foolish enough to try, then 'good luck with that buddy'...
Josh is NOT smart enough, nor does he have heart enough to play it like Evel did and it's gonna kill him in the game (we already see it happening).
I think people forget - that however young these HG's are, they are all adults. Plus, when you are on a show like this (with lying, alliances, backstabbing, and so on....) you should never tell anyone anything that is remotely sacred to you. (amanda's dad/nat's mom) and so on....
You end up setting yourself up for ugly comments later on - not that I condone the actions of the people who have said things - but you never let people know those things in the first place.
I love how the guys all stand around and say if "I were out of this house I would hit him..." Please! If you were a real man and really had morals - you would not stand there and watch someone do that without hitting them. (prize money or no...)
I think all the people in this house need serious therapy, and that includes Sheila, with her little behind the back comments...at least the people who are getting ragged on say stuff to your face and not behind your back!
Kinda makes you wonder if we are not the sick ones getting so much pleasure out of watching this crap unfold, doesn't it?
HAHAHA, ok, I just went to a radio show called THE VAULT (http://www.thevaultradio.com) and Evel Dick is cohosting, and here is our conversation, even though I did not get a DEFINITE answer, its still pretty funny:
Biskit: If you were in this house with these people would you have said the same stuff Josh has?
EvelDick: Josh is a tool. Josh is more like Dustin than he is like me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
anon @ 6:57 -- I totally agree that they wanted this and knew it would happen, that's why I don't understand why everyone is yelling at each other (ie: Natalie, Josh, Chelsia, James, Matt) and NOT screaming at Ryan. If they're going to be so hateful, I think they should take their anger out on Ryan like they are everyone else!
carolyn, where are you tonight ? Hope all is okay.
Not like you to not post during & after a telecast...
Anon @7:05, brilliant, just brilliant, wonderfully put......couldn't have said it better, and I tried :-)
That people cannot see the distinction is mind boggling yes I agree. That explains a LOT actually at what is considered "mean" and just inhumane by people.........
EvelAlida
AND Z! LMAO! 27 letters in the alphabet, 3 colors, (Matt: no there are 4!) and C-E-R-E-L! I hate Matt but he cracked me up with the way he corrected her the look on his face was priceless he says "No it is C-E-R-E-A-L! ROFLMAO! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!
Getting on Big Brother: Cost: 3 months worth of pay
Fake Boobs: Cost: A few thousand dollars!
Making an Ass out of yourself REPEATEDLY on national television:PRICELESS!
Thanks for making my night Natalie!!!
Natalie: "Matty really likes me, he is just trying to use reverse psychology like when little kids pretend they don't like each other and they really do. Oh yeah, and there are 27 letters in the alphabet too!"
Matt: "Natalie, get off of me immediately!"
ROFLMAO! STOP I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!!
Loved the Josh and Matty dance tonight on the show! That was about the best part! I agree with
Jennifer "D. All of these peeps have seen the show before and should fully expect to be abused, talked sh*t about, and lied to"
If people don't want others to use personal stuff about them while playing the game, then they should not tell those things to people. (ie.. Nat's abortions, Amanda's dad suicide!" It is a game, and people are going to do whatever it takes to win!
anon@7:31 - hi, thanks, sorry, I'm fine.. I just hit a wall in terms of typing... today was nuts. I'm still watching and waiting for any more blow ups...
Wow ouch Jess, ya might want to actually rethink that one mama, cause Evel would not be doing the things Josh has done if he were in the house, not by a longshot.
He would tell you that himself, and since he is acctually pretty easy to talk to and a heck of an approacheable guy, ask him yourself what he thinks of this and you will see what I mean hun.
Apples and Oranges as I said, and Evel in all his glorious "meanness" wouldn't dream of attacking someone and mocking them because their father committed suicide. It's somewhat sad that you would think that of him especially since you say your a fan of his.......
EvelAlida
Anon @ 6:58
James told Chelsia and Josh last night that he's done gay porn. I saw it during the Show2 broadcast.
Charlie
Welcome to the madness. ;)
ugh...bring Amanda back...
;)
I don't know why they expect to go into the game and not be back stabbed and blind sided! Have they never seen the show before? Does Josh think he can attack the women just because he's gay? You sure don't see him doing it to the guys. Bottom line, he got out played by a two abortion having, breast augmented ditz.
Charlie:
Usually there are 'more likeable' characters on the show. This year, I think CBS threw together a group without a psych evalu. lol. and it turned disasterous...
BB10 should be out the beginning of July, it will (better) be much better. This bb9 seems to be a bunch of people with out much 'game', and just shooting from the hip and playing from the heart...
Stick with it...in a strange way its addicting! lol...
And 2 Annon at 6:41...Josh didnt take her bible...someone else did!
Carolyn, Glad all is okay - I can understand the overload - this week was nuts. You are doing a great job! This season, this cast is ten times crazier than last season - I have a love/hate relationship with it. But I couldn't even imagine not having the DISH and the feeds. Thank you, thank you, thank you....
Okay... now, I feel bad for whichever evicted houseguest HAS to come back into this house!
Anon @ 7:43 -- ha ha, I have to agree with you!
No one is saying anything to Ryan yet, because Nat started mouthing about how they got screwed, so Josh,Chels,and James knew then that she turned on them. Then Balled played dumb and sid that he thought Shiela was in on it too. Monday is when all the fun will start...Watch and see. Can only get better from here on.
On a side note* I think Matt is all talk about hitting someone. He thinks because he has muscles that he scares the other guys etc. The way he treats Nat and lies to the other girls? I'll bet that he has hit girls in the past. He probably talks crap in bars because he has his "boys" with him. After the show, CBS can't save him when he gets confronted about using the N word. Beat Down!
Plain and simple: Natalie, along with Matt's other totally clueless supporters really help me to understand why there are always women on TV saying that they never thought such a nice boy could be a rapist.
I still don't understand how so many could be so blind, but there it is. Josh says horrible, horrible things. Matt has proven that he's willing to do a lot more than just SAY horrible things.
I KNOW it's wrong, but this kind of stuff makes me so frustrated that I'm tempted to think that women like Natalie AND the people here who've been cooing about Matt, er, taking up for Natalie, get what they deserve eventually. I mean, you've got neurons that fire, presumably. Use them.
Did anyone see Matt is on TMZ regarding using the "N" word tonight on the live feeds?
don't you think that if alex comes back into the house he will be able to get sharon on their side since they were seemed to be getting close?
The reason J/C/J don't go after Ryan is because they are 'bullies' and bullies only pick on those they consider weaker than themselves. They are too scared to take on Ryan or any of the other guys!!
As for Josh making fun of the way Natalie spelled 'cerel', I'm sorry I didn't realize Chiken was spelled with only one C.
I couldn't stand it anymore. I had to get the live feeds. finally when I got the feeds tonight it seems like everything has calmed down a LOT.
Re: Anon@8:01, for Carolyn/everyone else:
This Season, This Cast, This Twist!!! AHHHHH!
JenyJuneBug -- Good point! (re: Ryan!) So true. They are bullies, and aren't going after the true source of their anger...
I'm ready for eviction night just so we can get a new HOH and 2 new people can be on the block...
I think it's hilarious that a girl giving someone a hummer the 2nd night they are there, that did a strip tease and let Chelsia and others lick whipped topping off her breasts, that has made out with pretty much everyone on the show is now a bible thumper! If a book was ever written for one girl in particular, it's definetily "He's just not that into you!" Nat...pick up a copy immediately!!! Maybe that can be your new bible!
It's sad but I can't find one person I am really hoping will win this thing. Some are entertaining, most are just overly annoying...maybe if they bring back Alex I can get behind him! Only if he doesn't buddy up to Matt.
i think its funny how james is responding to all of this, especially when he told matt and alex that this was just a game when they were mad. josh's days are numbered, because when someone in r/m/n/s/a alliance win, they're putting him up. he needs to go!!!
Beth&Eric,
I was thinking the exact same thing about the returning HG. They will certainly go through SEVERE shell shock for most likely a WEEK!
Carolyn.... where are u?? :(
Oh everyone get of Josh's back. So he said some cruel things and he should have risen above it(could, would, should).
Dick was just as bad and as cruel let's not kid ourselves and to claim that Josh is only picking the weak and Dick wasn't .... Please.
As for the true gentlemen Matt (snicker). So he says stuff behind your back and not too your face yet calls Josh a lily again behind his back how very manly not to mention very gentleman of him. Defending Nat's honor like that brought tears to my eyes(eye-roll). Notice how no one is calling him out on what he said about Josh's dad but whatever.
I hope Alex comes back he was eye candy and the nicer one of the bunch next to Sharon but then again he was buddies with Matt.
Nat got what was coming to her. The girl is delusional, you don't do what you do and then not expect to get slammed for it. You supplied the ammo for your own hit not clever...
So James is out, cause I doubt they will kick Sharon off, well he might as well go out with a bang right.
I just thought I would throw this out there... I am not a huge Josh fan but I do have to say that a lot of people are coming down hard on him. I do not approve of the stuff he says but I think it's funny how when ED did stuff much worse than this last year people found him the Americas Favorite houseguest. For god sake he basically burned jen with his smoke and called her the most horrific names on TV. Throw the kid a bone... Get matts butt of my TV really fast because he is making me sick.
Josh, James and Chelsia are really making me sick. I liked all of them at one time or another but now they are just showing their *sses and being very vindictive. They were played and can't take the heat, so now they are ganging up on nat like josh did with amanda and allison. They are all fools who are just downright mean spirited. There is no gameplay involved here anymore, its just plain revenge filled crap.
The Josh I love is back.....I think he's lost his mind. He's talking out in the hot tub by himself and he's yapping about everyone. HILARIOUS!!! This is why I like to watch him, I'm laughing soooo hard!!
JB
Nat being a bible thumper is so true, not that I want to judge, however maybe she would do better and come across more of a "good girl" if she would spend more time reading the parts of the bible that talk about how a christian should and should not act and less on the tongue is a flaming sword. It just seems to me all of the "christians" in the house take what suits them from the bible and leaves the rest out. Josh prays and then verbally and physically abuses people, Natalie quotes scriptures and then acts like the jezebels of the bible. The whole house is a becoming a small sodom. The behaviors in the house need to be destroyed!!!!
As a woman, I am so embarrassed by all these class acts in the House... Oh well. Still kind of entertaining. Can't stand Nat much still... she can dish it out but when it is thrown her way... Cry baby... she wants BB to step in. The girl is missing one or two. It's a no win situation.
Chelsia and Nat made the DListed today... and Matt made TMZ with his Ni..a comments.
From DListed:
"The shit went down like a bad herpes outbreak in the Big Brother house today. You see, two alliances are battling it out. It's all very high school. High School with a lot more STDs and plastic body parts. I just wish CBS would give them guns and let them shoot each other.
In this little clip above, Chelsia (who probably thinks she looks like Posh with that haircut) confronts Cheri Oteri's evil twin aka Nat for saying she has a smelly twat. She asks Nat to smell her punane. You know Nat wanted to bite at it, because she's a dirty skeeza! A few minutes later, James pours some shit on Nat's head followed by Josh throwing ice water at her face. I don't think that's the first time Nat's had back-to-back loads on her face."
U was just thinking... Wouldn't it be funny if Matt and Natalie have been acting like He doesn't like Her... Like some sort of strategy...Or something.. Maybe They are a couple.. or an Ex Couple.. Probably not but... "Expect The Un-Expected"...
josh spelled chicken with 2 c's. he had one "c" up there but was looking for the second one.
For all of Matty's faults, you have to admit, he pulled a coup.
Also, I like the way he confronted Josh. Calm, cool and collected. He gained a few points with me..As for the way he treats Natalie, come on, wouldnt you get exasperated with her following you around, grinning at you all the time? In his defense, she could try the patience of a saint. He has tried to be gentle with her at least. They better get rid of him soon because with Alex coming back its gonna get dangerous.
Up next on the block?
Josh and Matt (wishful thinking huh?)
thank you Carolyn.
Wendy
I would just like to add that none of these girls he is attacking now should be surprised and it serves them right - not one of them stuck up for Amanda when she had to feel his wrath, they all stood around staring like idiots!
And for the record ED did mean stuff to men too and had no problem calling out the men in the house as well. Josh is only attacking the women!
I saw that one person said that they would bet Matt is a batterer. Hmmmm I don't see that. I see him more as a womanizer. I can't stand him and he isn't very nice to the women in the house but I can't see him hitting women, like I could see Josh doing it if her were in a relationship with a woman. Josh is a time bomb with an incredibly short fuse while Matt just wants to see what he can get from who ever is willing to give it to him. I could always be wrong but I can usually spot an abuser a mile away and I don't get that vibe from Matt. Just my opinion.
Amy C - Oh I forgot about that book! You are right it is perfect for Nat!!! To bad they aren't allowed to read anything but the bible in the house. We should all write to CBS and recommend that they give her a copy or read her some in the DR so that we can stop seeing her pathetic attempts to win him over! lol
Tella, Natalie did not go running away crying, she stood up for herself very well. She played them and had a ball rubbing it in their faces. They had it coming.
She didnt get at all rattled and I'm kinda proud of her. I think she handled it perfectly.
wendy
Natalie didn't go crying and I am glad she gave Josh her two cents worth, hahahahha nasty Chelsia on the other hand was crying away later in the day, now that was a good laugh.
Nice try Jess at 3:37 AM. The teammates had to tell him to put up the second C.
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