The Overnight Report

Good Morning, Big Brother Lovers! Happy Tuesday Show Day.

It was a rather eventful night on the live feeds. All the fighting from 7pm-9pm got the testosterone flowing freely in the house again. Thankfully, instead of releasing it through their fists, both Matt and James sought the comfort of women. Matt went up to HoH to make out with Sharon some more, and James snuggled up with Chelsia.

10:05pm BBT
Chelsia: I'm bored. Wanna go have sex?
James: No. I have way too much respect for Dennis to do that.
Chelsia: (floored) You just earned major points!

***Dennis is Chelsia's father.

10:25pm BBT
Matt's upstairs in the HoH room rubbing Sharon's back. He winks directly at the camera. A few minutes later, they're making out.

About an hour later, Josh teases Sharon about her affair with Matt. It's a funny clip, captured by teslad:




12:35am BBT
Matt & Natalie
Bathroom Couch
Alone time

Matt tells Natalie to lead their discussion. Natalie's been doing some serious Jedi Training (studying the details of the house). She recounts the details to Matt, telling him how there are several sets of 8 things...

Natalie: 5 groups of 8... 8 different figurines in the bathroom, 8 rocks the ducks are sitting on, 8 pictures in the sauna, 8 sayings, 8 faces above the couch... Also, 2067 books. It's all like insects, butterflies... they all go by rows - like one row is insects and butterflies, another row is Shakespeare, another row is novels, another row is fairy tales. You gotta go up there and look too - double check em with me, cause if I don't remember some, you gotta remember the others.
Matt: Alright.
Natalie: And then um.. 24 fishes..
Matt: Yeah, I knew that.
Natalie: 13 boats...
Matt: 13?
Natalie: Yeah, the boat we lay out on, the tanning boat.
Matt: Would that be counted as a boat?
Natalie: Yeah.. I had originally counted 12, but then I remembered that one, so 13 boats. Also there's pairs of things: there's 2 fishing nets; 2 welcome signs; there's only 4 plates that I counted.
Matt: Ok.
Natalie: What else did I count? Oh yeah, then Allison came up to me today, and she's like "can you please vote to keep us? You know we'll help advance you in this game." So I told her yes, and that I was just telling Josh the opposite to keep him off my back.
Matt: Good job.
Natalie: Yeah, I'm good huh?
Matt: Did Chelsia say anything else to you today?
Natalie: Just trying to kiss up to me, complimenting my earrings.... 3 deer head, 9 logs in the thing, not 8... what else did I figure out?
Matt: These could be just tie breaker questions...
Natalie: Yeah, they could be, or they could be really important.

***Ask any BB Alum how important a tie breaker question is in Big Brother.

Matt: As long as it keeps you busy.
Nat: You like it when I'm busy?
Matt: Yeah, cuz when you're busy, you're not talking to other people.
Nat: Are we still voting to keep Adam and Sheila?
Matt: Yeah. You don't even have to ask that. That's my boy right there.

***Um, Natalie... Honey.. it's 2008. A woman and a man of color are running for president. You do get a say in this too, ya know. It should be a discussion between the 2 of you, not just his decision.

Nat and Matt continue talking about details a bit longer and re-emphasize how much they need to win the next HoH. Nat tells Matty he needs to pray about it.

Matt: When we win HoH next week, I will make his (James') life hell.
Nat: I'll jump all over and rub it in their face.

Natalie's getting a bit too exuberant, and Matt tells her to calm down, then heads out to chat with the boys.

1:05am BBT
Matt goes to the kitchen and chats with Adam and Ryan. Ryan thinks the siren will go off tonight. They talk some more about depriving James of cigarettes, but both Adam and Ryan say it wont make a big difference to James, and that he's a strong guy.

After a few minutes, Matt goes outside to join Adam while he smokes.

1:10am BBT
Matt & Adam
Backyard
Talking about next week...
Matt: Do you know how easy it is to break a gay kid? It's so easy, but I'm not even gonna say it right now. Even if it's you against me next week, one of us wins PoV, Josh is f'd. The PoV winner is the vote. There ain't no campaignin'. You can't be worried if we're on the block next week. There's no worrying till after PoV. But who knows.. if they bring someone back?
Adam: Then it's all f'd up.
Matt: If it's Jen and Parker, then we get them on our squad, take out the other 2 couples, then we take out Jen and Parker.

Natalie comes out with more info on house details... Matty tells her "not now, not in front of Adam, that information's for us." She's bursting to say it, so Matty gives in and she says "8 pillows!"

Natalie goes back in, and the boys laugh, saying she's all jacked up. Matty does give her credit for doing the homework.

What Matt doesn't know is that Natalie was sharing information with both Sheila and Adam earlier too... all the details she shared with Matt, though to a less descriptive extent.

Matt and Adam continue their conversation.

Adam: Wednesday's gonna be rough. HoH..
Matt: Then all of the sudden they bring someone back... Watch Allison and Ryan walk right back in the door.

The boys go back in the house and go to bed. Around the house, Ryan is in bed, eyes open. Allison appears to be asleep. Joshuah and Sharon are passed out and have been for ages.

1:35am BBT
All the HGs are in bed...

1:53am BBT
James is laying on his side in bed, head propped up on his hands, gazing at Chelsia while she sleeps.. He looks like he's thinking about the game. While the rest of the house sleeps, James gets out of bed, walks around and gets into the sauna for a few minutes. Then he starts prowling the house, studying the details. He gets himself some water, studies the house some more, goes to the bathroom, and heads back to the sauna.

At 2:10am BBT, he's still in there. His look has shifted from game-on-pensive to relaxed and then back again, as he says "Wow" out loud and hold his head in his hands. Then he chews on his toenails...

2:18am BBT

James gets out of the sauna, goes to the kitchen for more water, heads right back to the sauna, and makes some horrible, mucussy hocking boy noises... ich.

He then spits a little out into his hand and proceeds to run his hand back through his hair.

***Ich!Ich!Ich!

2:27am BBT James gets out of the sauna, studies the spa room for a couple minutes, then heads out to the bathroom. He removes his required tattoo bandages (that cover the word c*nt), puts some cream on, and puts new bandaids on.

At 2:30am, it's back to the kitchen to put his glass in the sink, a couple minutes studying the guinea pig cage, then he takes a seat on the living room couch and alternates between thinking and studying the house details.

2:40am BBT and James is back on the prowl, studying the details near the kitchen, then grabbing a snack. 10 minutes later, he's still leaning on the kitchen counter eating. He hangs there another few minutes, then brushes his teeth and heads back to bed at 3am BBT.

3:30am BBT All the HGs are sleeping.... and I'm about to join them. Comments will be moderated and published after 7:30am BBT.

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