Incidentally, as I write this, James is up (5:42am BBT) and jogging back and forth in the back yard.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
C=Venus Strikes Again
Good Morning, Big Brother Lovers! While I assemble the overnight report, please enjoy C=Venus' latest BB chop featuring Adam, Ryan and Sheila: "Throw Momma from the Train." You can click the pic to visit C=Venus' site.
Incidentally, as I write this, James is up (5:42am BBT) and jogging back and forth in the back yard.
Incidentally, as I write this, James is up (5:42am BBT) and jogging back and forth in the back yard.
21 comments:
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ReplyDeleteThis has got to be my most fav of the season! You gotta love it and I most certainly do!
Top of the morning to you Carolyn and all BB lovers.
Happy April Fool's Day!
;)
absolutely love it. way to work it~!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSusan
these things keep getting better and better
ReplyDeleteC=Venus Rocks!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm always on the edge of my seat waiting for the next chop.
Carolyn you're the best for turning us on to the C=Venus chops and everything you do for us BB Addicts.
Love ya girl!!!
Correct me if I am wrong but James is talking about the bar he misses and his friends he parties with, and what time the deli opens up....I thought he rode his bike around the world and was homeless. He said he had two businesses, one was real estate and the other was a sign company. If he just really homeless?
ReplyDeleteI laughed myself silly on this one... but it doesn't take a lot to make me silly. You just keep getting better.
ReplyDeleteBut instead of throwing her 'from' the train, can we throw the bitch under it? Tie her to the tracks so she gets hit by the whole train....
Hmm C=Venus. There's another idea for you. A Dudley Do-Rright saving Nell Fenwick from Snidely Whiplash... Names interchangable of course depending on who goes tonight. :p~
That was HILARIOUS!!! way to go, VENUS. btw--it really hurts when coffee comes out your nose. I'll not be drinking next time I look at Venus' work.
ReplyDeleteC=Venus, you ROCK!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is certainly the best of all season.
This whole site just ROCKS!!!!!
Thanks to all who put into this website!
this is the best one yet!!!
ReplyDeletelol
C=Venus,
ReplyDeleteabsolutely hilarious!
hank
haha but I found little red riding hood the best one yet hehehhee. Gator did you really have to call her a bitch??? and go on about a train hitting her??? just found that a bit harsh.
ReplyDeleteBest one ever!
ReplyDeleteI can just see Shelia saying "Owen!" in that raspy voice of the old woman!
Awesome!
Sorry Jeannie.. Guess I shouldn't have, but I kept it cleaner than what I was actually thinking.
ReplyDeleteForgive me, please?
I've been up all night and a bit testy from the boredom of not really having a good all nighter like most seasons.
I promise not to call her that again... can I call her the biAtch? ;)
No, I'll try to behave myself. I was riled from the other comments section that went off on James. I neither like nor dislike him, but I remember being his age and hoping I could change the world. That was before Corporate America got my soul and never gave it back.
If I ever offend ANYONE, feel free to call me out on it. I try not to, but I have my moments. Guess I was in the moment.
Sheila is not a bitch. She's a 45 year old single parent with a 16 year old son she is trying to protect from the evil people that say nasty things about her in the house. :D
Anon @ 6:38 - Dude, stop being a hater. Sheila came into this game saying she didn't know how to play and was so upset at the way she was being treated, but then continually talks about past seasons. Yeah she didn't know anything about the game.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to know a lot about James, yet sarcastically ask: "He said he had two businesses, one was real estate and the other was a sign company. If [sic] he just really homeless?"
Your hatin' 'tude and supposed "lack of knowledge" game is as transparent as Sheila's. Just be up front - you hate James. No reason to pretend ignorance about James supposedly contradictory statements. He's answered every single one of your charges.
No prob Gaytor lol we're cool
ReplyDeleteOMG. IMHO, the absolute best yet. GaYToR's suggestion could prove even better. Let's hope he has the power of Jane. ;)
ReplyDeleteGaYTor @ 9:32 - Great response. You exercise much better control than I would have, and I don't even have the excuse of "having been up all night."
I just plain detest the woman's game. No one will ever be able to convince me that a "mother" using her "16-year-old son" -- as an excuse and as a shield -- is acceptable, for any reason, in any manner.
Sheila may not be a b*tch on the "outside," but inside this house her personality certainly warrants the label "beotch."
RON: Don't all the male and female personalities warrant that in the house? except for Sharon so far anyways???
ReplyDeleteJeannie @ 10:12 - You could very well be right. However, this particular thread concerned your initial chastisement of GaYToR's statement concerning Sheila. I didn't see a need to open it up to the whole house. Each of the HGs seem to get more than equal time. :)
ReplyDeleteMy 1st time - it was fantastic - I split my seams keep up the good work. I especially loved James birthday greting to Mattie.
ReplyDeleteRON:LMAO @ chastisement, just gave my opinion on a harsh statement is all.
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